Monday, July 25, 2005
da lamer sey aku kai pitas.. but i guez itz time 2 let it go 4 sum reasonz.. so0o.. gdbye pitas, n hello0o0 blogspot! ;)
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er.... no! am not looking 4 any charmed princess.. got de ebove xcerpts 4rom sum guynyer blog yg aku da sesat in n juz tot tat itz cute.. aku, 4 one, nk lakik aku nyanyi2 khaz ntok aku. *grinz* [2 rodi n dij, read: LAKIK kalo korg yg nyanyik, lebih baek aku nyanyik sendrik kan.. lg oomph!]
n yeah, tat remindz me. td time balek naek mrt, pat marina bay ader sum ite nyer bebdk melayu yg br masok mrt ah.. punyer lah irritating sak.. 3 lakik 2 pomp.. abih ader one couple ah antarer dorg.. n well.. letz juz sae.. e sight of dorg juz disgust aku 2 e max.. n no! aku iz not jealous or watever.. BUT WIL DORG JUZ QUIT ACTING LOVEY DOVEY, PAT DPAN AKU SUM MORE!!!! I2 PUBLIC TAU, BODOH! SIALNYER MANUSIER TK TAU MALU LANGSUNG!
aku da lah irritated rabak kan ngan perangai tk beradab bdk2 remajer 2 sumer.. bih biler aku nk kuar mrt, ader 4-5 org gi2 dr pat dpan pin2 nk masok mrt, n aku sorg.. bih pin2 bukak jer troz dorg masok.. n den sekor nik step ajer langgar aku.. da ah aku nga lembikkan, terpelanting jap so troz aku gi exclaim "alamak~" kuat2 den pusing blakang n nengok c lakik melayu yg langgar aku muker der da laen tau so aku juz jeling jer.. honestly sak, ikotkan ati, aku maki jer sey si bebdk ite 2 including si lakik melayu 2 skalik. rosakkan akunyer dae jer.. ergh!
dee: *tendang dee 4 being so saza majida-ey* anw, sejak biler huh ko actuallie pay attention 2 wat saza majjy nk ckp.. huh??!! huh??!!
i try to go on like i never knew u
i'm awake, but my wrld is half asleep
i pray 4 diz heart 2 b unbroken
but w/o u all i'm going 2 b is incomplete..
erm.. no! dun go label-ing aku bsb nyer groupie.. but i juz cant help it when smalam every station aku dgr, aku dgr lagu nik.. so it keepz on playing inside akunyer head.. *sigh.. tatz gonna b hard 2 get rid of..
argh!!!!!! aku nga irritated giler ngan manusier2 2 sumer.. pardon aku biler aku kinda get all bad mood pat korg2 pader ari2 mendtg nik, especially to manusier2 yg tanyer aku "mul, da bacer bk hp?".. yeah.. am gonna juz humban dorg sumer dlm laut..
iz aku lembik 2 e core? td aku try arm fight ngan yuni............. n i lost...... ngan dj..... n i lost.. ngan mimi? jgn ckp ah.. dek2 kan fakhir 24 jam ngan muscle beliau.. argh!!!!! *lari gi angkat berat*
dj & remy: chey.. i2 pasal korg nyer internet cacat! wuahahaha!
akuygkorindu: oh? kalo seseorg itu tlah mampoz sbelom dier menduduki peperiksaan, kan fam der leh dpt balek duet itu.. maner der rugi.. ^_^
i shud have collected tat damn bk myself.. but tat stupid sing post staff gie sae yg the free delivery wil b made on mondae.. she didnt sae, from mondae.. tat bitch..
ma mom iz continuously feeding aku applez.. n am slowly getting sick of it.. told her tat n she said either tat, or the veggiez........ damn it!
ah.. the past is the past.. if ppl judge me on my past w/o even taking a glance @ e present me, then they're juz sum stupid dumbass hu dun even deserve akunyer attention and lurve. ciaoz!
(1) Move a desk into the lift. Wear a suit and sit at the desk. When the doors open, smile and say, "Good morning. Do you have an appointment?"
(2) Say "Ding!" at every floor.
(3) Use your phone camera to snap everyone who comes in, saying, "For my blog."
(4) Approach everyone inside and ask whether they've got life insurance.
(5) Make farting noises. Then glare at someone and go, "Tsk!"
(6) Dress up like the devil. When people get in, smile and ask, "Going down?"
(7) Meow occasionally
(8) Bring an empty bag into the lift. Open it a little, and whisper into it, "Got enough air in there?"
td ngok beriter pat suria n saw e scenez of manusier2 yg frz dpt bk harry potter.. geram kan? aku raser cam nk lari jer pat post office skarang nik n curik bk harry potter.. yeah.. bk harry potter aku arrive ari mondae nik.. :( lg 2 ari.. rindu seot nk bacer bk hp.. argh!!!!!!!! bih ader sum ppl yg Q overnyte 2 get their handz on the frz bk, aite? den mak aku goez "aper lah bebdk nik sampai ginik skalik smater2 pasal satu buku.." *sigh.. mak aku can never understand such stuffz..
time ari fridae, ader listening compre pat tks.. bih sampai saner jer, zapi da klam kabot nk gie toilet.. soo kitorg gi toilet yg pat floor xm kitorg ah.. abih pantat tol, ader gentz ngan staff nyer jer.. staff nyer lak locked.. so after dipujok n stuffz, zapi pon reler masok gentz nyer.. haha! bih almoz sumer org yg tk der hal pon masok gakz coz eager nk tgk lakik nyer toilet camner kan.. hiahaha! tk leh luperkan seot.. especially since c faseh gie amek gambar aku yg nga pretend kencing pat lakik nyer.. ermm.. tempat kencing dorg lah! haha! jdkan wallpaper hp aku, muzti akak aku kecohnyer kalo nampak.. hiahaha!
troz after tat masok klaz, mcm jumpy coz nga hepi kan pluz eager nk take lc n get it over wif.. yeah.. but we haf 2 wait like 40 min coz it actuallie stat kol 5.. ergh! y d heck dorg gie tuliz 4.30 pat entry proof.. cacat tol..
erm.. erm.. aper gikz nk baybel.. ah! kpader sesiaper yg tdk hadir time a mathz td, haha! datz like one of a lifetime nyer opportunity to see tchr mahmudah begitu kaget skalik coz dernyer lesson disupervised by cher mahmud. *sigh.. aper lah tchr nik.. sampai menggigil2 begi2 obvious.. guarantee paisey seot.. wuahaaha! n yeah, tchr iz so0o0 trying hard ntok bwat jokez yg turn out sunggo... weird.. bih ayun ngan salin tk abiz2 tanyer tchr Q.. chey.. cut her sum slack ah.. kesian sak aku tgk der ari nik..
chey.. naper prob aku maken bertimbun bebr nik.. da ah nk pikiak pasal xm gikz.. byk seot nk catch up since aku maken byk tdo dlm klaz.. suffering aku raser sakinah dok sbelah aku pasal byk kener aku nyer eruptionz.. *sigh.. shud blikkan der stuffz ntok make up 4 it.. *amek gun n tembak paler aku sendrik* yeah.. dat'll b e greatest gift i can gif 2 evry single manusier pat dunier nik.. at leaz aku leh help reduce e production of carbon dioxide..
*sigh.. aku rindu nk bobual bobual ngan ko.. oh manusier, naper ko muzti act mcm aku tk exist, huh huh??!! potek sgt kah mata mu sehingga tdk menyedari kehadiran drku ini? ah well..
argh! gatalnyer tapak kaki aku.. nk garok! nk garok! #@&(# mosquitoes..
oh! since baper minggu nik, aku ader desire yg mendlm ntok membunuh sesorg.. kalo tk bleh buno pon, at leaz aku nk campak der pat laut n stare diam2 pat dr der yg nga drowning.. zzit normal to haf such thotz? i dun noe since when akunyer hatred bleh sampai tahap extreme camnik.. sampaikan dernyer mere voice da leh bwat aku menyampah cam nk campak jer mejer aku pat muker der bwat muker der penyek or watever so aku tk yah nengok muker der lg.. da lah dek2 extra cam nk mampos.. terpekik2 mintak attention dr saza2.. *sigh.. knaper tchr ina tk juz campak der gi klaz sbelah??!! DER BWAT MENYEMAK JER TAU DLM KLAZ NIK!!!!!!!!!!!
ah.. nk solat.. wassalam..
smalam stress sak tgk org bwat aerobic.. da ah aku juz cant figure wat the heck tat pomp pat tv yg kecik 2 nga bwat.. bih saza jumi da bebel2 pat aku suro bergerak n tk mo dr diam2 cam patong.. bih after der da bebel.. saza supi lak bebel pat aku.. knaper asek aku jer kener marah? suker zzit memarahi bdk innocent mcm aku nik??! *sigh..
oh oh! cepat fast 4ward time 2 one month after!! not tat aku iz eager ntok mendekati ari peperiksaan but.. well.. aku eager ntok gi tarik akak n mak aku gi seoul garden.. weeeee! tau tk btaper kemaruknyer aku ntok mkn pat saner.. *drool..*
maisara: haha! 'maisara' tak kener ah dlm lagu 2.. erm.. erm.. pakai 'mamai' lor..
ah.. since evryone's toking abt their lisan experience pat dorgnyer blog.. aku pon nk sebok2 share pasal akunyer lakz..
erm... yap! i used 'erm..' like b4 evry single wrd.. yeah mumul! n kan si maslinda nyer pomp pernah say tat if kitorg salah bacer a wrd in e passage, dun show tat kitorg da tersalah, aite? ah.. well.. i did it.. unconsciously. seriously sak, either one of akunyer eyez akn tertutop [yap, like aku iz winking, akunyer left eye summore.. kang c examiner pat sbelah kiri aku tu pikiak aku flirt ngan der lah plak..], or aku akn do diz ting wif akunyer head.. n dat lakik examiner iz totallie staring pat aku thruout.. *sigh.. he can so easily catch akunyer mistake.. !%&*$* i NEED tat stupid A1 4 akunyer malay lah!!!!!
ah.. my oral 2dae went veeeeeeery well n smo0o0th.. haha! i even surprised myself coz aku NEVER tk mess up time oral.. hee! lagi ckit nk gie pelok tchr inah out of happiness yg amat2. *grinz*
3 sebab knaper aku tk suker naek mrt:
(1) more likely ntok jumper manusier2 yg aku tanak jumper
(2) more susah ntok ignore org2 tuer yg nga diri while aku nga dok. wuahaha! ok ok! i'm not tat evil but sumtimez aku juz malaz ntok dirik so aku juz haf to stop akunyer wrk n pretend to tdo.. *sigh.. at leaz kalo pat baz, aku dok bahagian dlm, leh bwat2 tk tau kan.. tp kalo pat mrt, manusier2 2 sumer cam sengajer gi2 dirik dpan aku.. nk dudok ah 2.. chey..
(3) more susah ntok mkn semunyik2. coz itz so damn open n walau selapar maner pon aku nik, stil kener tahan diri dari memkn.. :/
oh! i had an interesting convo wif ma mom laz nyte..
mak aku: ko tu blaja btol2.. o level da nk dkat.. kalo tak paz, aku antar ko gi blaja pat malaysia.. pat kelantan saner..
mumul: oh? bagoz lah.. paz2 leh kawen ngan org kelantan n tinggal saner 4eva, tk yah balek singapore..
mak aku: ah.. paz2 anak2 ko sumer jd org petani..
mumul: laaaaaagi bagoz. tk yah bebdk tu stress belajar mcm mumul nik. *amek bantal, top tlinger n pretend da tdo..*
*sigh.. wil mak aku juz stop reminding aku of akunyer o? like i'm stupid enuff sampai tk tau kirer bape lamer lg ntok aku amek o.. :(
datok: chey.. nyanyok kaper ko? abih yg entriez2 ku slamer nik kirer bkn update ker? wek:P weeeeeee! oh datok yg ku hormati, biler ko nk belanjer aku pau sambal huh??!
those interested, plz tag their name and car registration number b4 leaving this page..
*damn! i'm getting darker n darker.. y the heck muz kitorg gie east coast, of all place??!!*
4 one ting, mak aku iz alreadie immune 2 akunyer whining n begging coz der juz ignore aku when aku dgn pathetic nyer mintak tolong der ntok gorengkan aku nugget coz aku nga tak der mood nk mkn nasi.. *sigh.. so aku juz masak mee maggi.. which turnz out like... bluek~. argh!! aku lapar!!!!! 2 straight dayz of berak-beraking haz bwat perot aku penyek az penyek az it can be..
n there'z also dat ting time english.. argh!! aku stress sey.. raser cam nk burst ajer pat dpan bdak2 2 sumer so dorg akn juz stop bugging aku.. *sigh.. aku tk blame korg totallie ah.. mozly blame akunyer self 4 being too weak sampaikan tk leh stop korg 4rom doing... tat stuffz u're doing.. *sigh..
n yeah.. mimi stil tk nk accept aku az cucu der.. knapeR? mengaper? aper salahnyer jd naynek aku?? *sedih sendrik*
knaper kitorgnyer baju riadah tk leh jd lawa? knaper at d frz place dorg design baju riadah kitorg cacat in every single way possible.. n it will b more cacat ntok aku pakai dat stupid baju straight dr umah.. da ah akunyer chance of terserempaking ngan haikal [bdk ngaji aku] nyer abg iz >80%.. muzti paisey cam nk mampuz sey kalo der nampak aku in dat baju.. *sigh.. but it wil b so leceh to bawak baju2 tu sumer.. *sigh.. knaper aku tk leh ponteng jer sok? .... oh ryte.. beliau..
sany: oh sany.. ko tau kan aku slalu merindui ko gakz.. aku rindu the feeling of losing 2 ko every morning time kitorg nyer race gi klaz after assembly.. tatz y aku slalu sengajer mengalah kan diri aku ini biler race ngan ko.. kraner aku tdk mau terlalu merindui.. *bwat muker sincere*
*sigh.. btaper disgustednyer aku melihat frenster nyer popular searches. tau tk btaper bender2 sbegitu bleh menjejaskan kesucian seorg wanita mcm aku nik yg maseh blom dikotori dgn unsur2 negatif seperti bahan2 lucah sebegitu.. aper lah yg akn terjd dgn belia2 melayu skarang ini jika perkara2 sebegini berterusan, dibiarkan sahaja oleh mereka2 yg patot dipertanggungjawabkan.. *geleng2 kpaler sendrik*
weeeeee! nk tgk pontianak menjerit!!!!! aku rindu sey nk tgk ziana zain.. igt lg kecik2 dulu, aku die hard fan der rabakz2 nyer tau! n aku lah manusier yg paleng sedih biler beliau berhenti mengshowkan dr beliau di tv ntok seketiker kraner beranak berkali2.. pada pendapat aku lah kan, siti nurhaliza, kalo nk dibandingkan ngan ziana zain, ziana lg menarik.. dr segi suarer.. muker der yg lebih lawa dr si siti yg 24 jam nk step cute but instead, bwat aku menyampah jer.. *nod2 dgn cpat* n oh yeah.. ziana zain kinda remind kan aku of....... erm... haha! korg akn tawer giler2nyer kalo korg tau.. so0o.. aku iz juz gonna sae.. seorg senior laz yr nyer.. *grinz*
td kan time dlm mrt pulang, aku nga 2liz2 pat akunyer diary nyer cover ah.. den perasan yg diz pomp sbelah aku nga sebok2 nengok aper aku 2liz coz aku nga 2liz dlm bahasa english.. den suddenlie realise yg aku nyer 'i lov mumul' nyer paper, aku gie tampal pat buku 2 nyer cover.. haha! bwat malu jer.. she muz b tinking dat aku iz sum kinda freaking obsessed nyer manusier in luv with anuder manusier name 'mumul'.. da ah bawah dat paper, aku gie tuliz sa2 love quote nik yg sunggo very d romantic nyer.. haha! cute lah mumul.. *grinz*
am so0o not looking 4ward 2 e activitiez diz fridae.. i mean, yeah, i luv the-coming-2-sch-but-no-study stuff but.. well.. i prefer to spend the dae my way instead.. like.. play basketball!!!!!!!! or.. or.. mayb.. juz dok diam2 n stare2 pat muker beliau yg after 3 ari sch, aku maseh lum abiz lepazkan rindu aku selamer sebulan.. *sigh..
i juz wanna screeeeeeeeeeeam!!!!
how cud diz happen to me......
cher mahmudah.. yap.. tatz it..
haf korg heard the new perfect 10 nyer style skarang? yap.. cacat tol.. daniel ong gie jd the dj 4 diz one classic, if am not mistaken, nyer programme.. 'dan the man' n i waz like, nk dgr daniel nyer menarik nyer bebelan, but haf to bear wif all those boring songz.. *sigh.. how dare dorg gie tukar morning madness jd merapik duo justin/vernon.. *sigh.. nibody noez saper yg akn mendj-ing ntok perfect 10 top 20?
ah.. stupid butterfliez.. buzz off! tk der kejer laen gi pusing2 pat akunyer perot.. however hard aku tekan pat dlm toilet.. der stil tanak kuar.......... n de stupid lumpy stuffz pat akunyer throat.. *sigh.. i'm so dead tomoro..
haha! bebdk ngaji iz kakla.. aku dgr dorgnyer convo cam nik tau..
A: akak mumul pernah ajar kiter ngaji tau..
B: alah.. der pon pernah ajar kiter ngaji.. dlm bilik der lg..
hiahaha! weirdnyer bebdk.. anw, wat der mean by 'dlm bilik' iz, aku paling benci biler aku nga ajar sum bdk ngaji n the otherz memain sampai bising tahap bumbung leh runtuhnyer.. so0o.. i kinda lose my temper a lot time ajar bdk ngaji.. so aku juz suro bebdk yg aku ajar masok dlm bilik aku so aku can haf total silence.. weeeeeee!
ah.. i'm hating tat stupid velocity stuffz.. n i tot dat kitorg da at laz finish a math nyer syllabus.. evilnyer tchr gi save the wrse for last.. mak aku haz been bugging aku ntok suro aku carik tutor ntok a mathz aku.. but.. weird kan kalo aku haf a one-to-one tuition session wif a complete stranger.. heck.. she myte even b a clone of tchr.. erm.. ok.. i dun noe wat juz happen.. aku totallie luper namer tchr yg ajar kitorg mathz 2.. argh!! mengaper ngan aku??!!
........................................... ryte.. i've been straining akunyer brain nyer urat2 ntok igt balek namer tchr tu.. actuallie i haf a lot 2 write.. i waz even summarising them time balek dlm mrt td.. but.. erm.. yeah.. i've forgotten..
weeeee! niariknyer sch iz... very.. urm.. interesting. haha! frz2 sampai sch da semangat gilerkan, den biler klaz start, specially since itz saza jumi yg start kitorgnyer morning, troz da malaz.. looking 4ward to recess.. to the supposedly 10 min break at 12.50.. den to time balek.. ah.. wat cud i sae.. it waz fun..
i wanna a baby boy.. n nop, i dun mean a small brother or even, a guy.. i actuallie want a baby boy.. yap! a baby boy tat iz so0o damn cute cam jiran lamer akunyer anak.. nk curik anak der!! ah! tk per.. leh produce sendrik.. saper nk volunteer menolong diriku ini??
oh yeah.. smalam pepagi gie kubur ah naek pakcik akunyer.. erm.. vehicle.. da baper bulan tk gie so kinda scary biler nampak kubur nenek ngan datok ngan bapak akunyer kubur troz jd cam hutan kecik.. ah.. but e bangla wrking there help out to clear the overgrown plantz pat ataz kubur tu.. *pat pat bangla2 sumer* baek dorg.. aku pon nk kejer cam dorg!! senang jer.. ari2 potong org nyer kubur nyer pokok2.. hmmmmmm... nk kejer tu pon tk need o level cert.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
mak aku: asal ko balek lambat huh? kuar ngan jantan??!!
dwi: tidak mak.. *silence*
mak aku: kalo gi2 aper ko bwat huh? merayap jer tau.. blaja tk ader..
dwi: tapi mak... *suarer trails off*... *air mater stat meleleh..* *sob*.......
if ngan aku, it goez like diz:
mak aku: asal ko balek lambat huh? merayap nan jantan eh??
mumul: maner ader?? org kuar nan kawan kan!
mak aku: abih asal balek lambat sgt? gi pamerkan muker pat jantan2 pat luar?
mumul: *fuming* *suarer getz louder* aah!! org gie diri ataz kusi n pekik2 "saper nk aku!! siler siler!! amek!!"
mak aku: melawan ko! melawan!! *dtg dkat2 n sepak mumul twice pat both cheekz*
mumul: *ignore the stinging pain* abih mak pepandai nk tuduh2 mul, mak nk suro mul biarkan??!! kalo mk pon tk cayer ank sendrik bak per? *jln cpat2 masok bilik*
yap.. see the diff? n yeah, did i mention tat the convo above actuallie happen yesterdae when i reached home @ ONLY 5 pm [i did go out early @ 10 am but well..]? honestly man, i noe she'z my mom, but plz ah.. der shud haf known how incredibly ugly n unattractive i am.. so y muz she even tink tat aku haf a fren yg lakik.. coz tat iz so0o0 never gonna happen.. *sigh..
da nga upset2 kan.. aku tk der duet lak nk gi blik soursop/rotiboy/cheesecake yg totallie leh help aku cool down.. yeah.. e 2 movie in a wk totallie da dig a big hole pat pocket aku.. *sigh.. but.. but! initial d iz so0o0 d very d totallie d paling worth konyer $8.. hee! waz grinning thruout the movie.. so funny n menarik!
weeeeee! 2 more dayz 2 sch.. *grinz*
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